Randy Johnson and The Sexual Innuendo All Stars
As the great (and brand-new Perpetual Post Contributor!) Emma Span wrote Tuesday night, following Randy Johnson’s announcement that he is retiring:
“I don’t think there’s been nearly enough discussion of the fact that this man is actually named RANDY JOHNSON — and nicknamed The Big Unit. In my book he’s a Hall of Famer for that alone.”
As such, Perpetual Post writers have come up with the ultimate tribute team for Randy Johnson: The Sexual Innuendo All Stars.
Special thanks to Sean Forman (For The Hall of Fame!) and Baseball-Reference.com, who helped make this possible.
We had to make some positional adjustments along the way- not everyone is at his primary position.
But all the gloves look the same in the dark.
C Wayne Comer
1B Pete LaCock
2B Stubby Clapp
3B Platoon: Lefty Boob Fowler/Righty Boob McNair
SS Jack Glasscock
RF Johnny Dickshot
CF Rusty Kuntz
LF Dick Burns
Bench
OF Randy Bush
3B Jim Cockman
OF Pussy Tebeau
IF/OF Butts Wagner
IF Homer Bush
Rotation
P Randy Johnson (The Big Unit)
P Dick Pole
P “Dick” Harden (disputed: I mean, no one calls him that)
P Guy Bush
P Buzz McWeeny
P Cannonball Titcomb
P Paul Assenmacher
Closer
P Steve Comer
I applaud you!
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Wow! am I glad a female was included in this piece. Although I better make an appointment w/my Ear, Nose & Throat guy, I could’ve sworn Suzyn Waldman was always saying – ” The Big Eunuch.”
Well as they say in France ” innuendo and out the other.”
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