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Trapped Chilean Miners TV Show

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: “This is the true story…of thirty-three miners…forced to live underground…send taped messages up to their families…and receive psychological treatment from NASA teams…to find out what happens when miners have to spend three to four months buried in a cave…during an interminable rescue mission.”

HOWARD MEGDAL: Choosing to get trapped in a mine in August is the worst possible idea Chilean miners have ever had, speaking from a television ratings standpoint.

DANI ALEXIS RYSKAMP: August aside, hey, Chilean miners – did you have to choose “getting trapped in a mine” as your schtick? At the rate you’re going, your show is likely to run straight into the Christmas season, and you have not come up with one valid merchandising idea.

Barcelona’s Future

KIYAN SOBHANI: It’s far too early to judge any team, especially in La Liga which starts a little later than other leagues, with teams not nearly as prepared as they are in the EPL or Bundesliga by this time. People criticized Barcelona’s preseason loss against Sevilla in the first leg of the Copa Del Rey but it’s quite clear that Barca’s full team wasn’t there, while Sevilla’s was. Barcelona’s entire team was in the World Cup (fatigue?), and pretty much their whole team (The Spanish National Team) was away in Mexico City playing a meaningless friendly. The team that lost in Seville is one that won’t be seen again by Pep now that the starters are back.

HOWARD MEGDAL: Kiyan is right that the immediate future is bright at Barcelona, given the astounding amount of talent on hand. But permit me to sound a note of caution, given what we learned this summer about the extraordinary debt Barcelona is carrying.

20-Somethings

AKIE BERMISS: We, twenty-somethings! They speak ill of us. Our youth, our beauty, our unbridled exuberance. They are jealous of us, of course. It was ever thus. To be old is to be cynical — and much of that cynicism is aimed at the young. Of course, dependents are off-limits. Even 18, 19, and 20 are still considered childhood (mostly) in our society. Soon as you his 21 — that magic number — suddenly you are no longer above (or is it beneath, perhaps) reproach. Everybody knows how to do it better and everyone thinks you’re doing it wrong. That’s fine — that’s what being 20 is all about. Gotta let all the old-timers take pot-shots at you.

NAVA BRAHE: For those of you who are of my generation: born in the late 60s, screwed over in the late 80s, prosperous in the late 90’s – until the bottom fell out 2 years ago, you’re probably wondering what all this “emerging adulthood” business is about. Let me put it in a somewhat generational perspective for you, reminiscent of Gilda Radner’s beloved Saturday Night Live character, Emily Litella: “What’s all this I’m hearing about ‘emerging adulthood?” Well Emily, it’s just the 20-somethings’ way of postponing the inevitable; winding up like me.
THOMAS DELAPA:: I agree that generational generalizations can be simplistic and even misleading, but it’s one way (of many) of grappling with and understanding social trends… A lot of what we’re discussing seems to involve the changing American Dream for ordinary workers, young and old, if not its collapse. The financial stress and crushing foreclosures many people are experiencing mirror the monstrous national debt the country is facing. Individuals spent all that money on whatever (SUVs, big homes, home theaters, college, stuff) without thinking about the consequences, betting their home prices and wages would continue to rise. Likewise, the US of A. $1 trillion for a war in Iraq? No problem. Just borrow it. Whatever you do, don’t tax anyone to pay for it. In fact, lower taxes to get (re)elected.


Woody Allen: Greatest Director?

HOWARD MEGDAL: Don’t get me wrong: Woody Allen’s last decade has not been his strongest. Only Vicky Cristina Barcelona is likely to make its way into the pantheon of his films, while some others- I’m looking at you, Anything Else- are best forgotten entirely.
THOMAS DELAPA: Allen is definitely in the pantheon in American film, but “finest”? That’s a huge statement. Better than Orson Welles, John Ford, Howard Hawks, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese and perhaps the greatest director ever, Anglo-American Alfred Hitchcock?

New Building Erection in NYC

MATTHEW DAVID BROZIK: [Hee, hee: Erection.]

[What? We're on...?!]

[*Ahem.*]

A week ago, the City Council approved a developer’s application for permission to build a 1,190-foot skyscraper at 15 Penn Plaza (the current location of the Hotel Pennsylvania, opposite Madison Square Garden), over the protests of the owner of the 102-story Empire State Building, which stands 1,250 feet tall.

DANI ALEXIS RYSKAMP: Sadly, Malkin isn’t pounding either the facts or the table right on this one. To reach the hearts (and knee-jerking…well…knees) of Americans nationwide with the Empire State Building’s plight, he needs to hitch his wagon to a very big star. Like, say, Park51.

18 Game NFL Season

CHRIS PUMMER: Just how long can the NFL season go? Apparently too long is the answer some folks are looking for.

JASON CLINKSCALES: It’s easy to want more of something when it’s going good. Yet, in the face of an impending lockout that could be arguably more damaging than baseball’s 1994 strike, it seems a little strange that owners and Commissioner Roger Goodell are talking about adding two more regular season games (and slashing the preseason in half). Now, this “enhanced season” has been bandied about for a few years, with talks truly beginning when the NFL began to talk about playing games overseas.

Champions League Group Reviews

MIKE CUMMINGS: Well, the Champions League draw is complete, which means all the drama in the Champions League is over until the New Year. Between now and December, sixteen teams will qualify for the knockout rounds, and there’s a pretty good chance that a large percentage of the sixteen will be repeat offenders from last year. So why watch? Well, for one thing, Rubin Kazan are going back to the Camp Nou this year, and Barcelona will probably still overlook them. What’s that? Won’t happen again? Oh well — there’s always the chance we’ll get to see JT have a good cry at some point.

AIDAN KELLY: I don’t know about you, but I feel like it’s time to bury deep the clichéd ‘Group of Death’ moniker.

With the media’s desire, born of laziness, to use the phrase after every conceivable draw – whatever the sport — said GODs rarely live up to the hype.

iPad Emoticons and Everyday Conversation

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: I’ve been finding it more and more difficult lately to express myself during casual, face to face conversations with others. I’m fine sending text messages or chatting on IM, but actual in person interactions have become strangely complicated in recent years. For example, I’ll be telling a story to a friend in person, and I’ll feel the need to stop and punctuate a sentence with a smile, to show that I’m in a good mood, or a winky-face, to show that I’m teasing—but it’s strangely awkward making those faces with my actual face. How did we used to express moods like >=o and :D to each before the advent of the instant message? And how did you know when you had made someone LOL or WTF?

DANI ALEXIS RYSKAMP: Verily, if you need to, say, read the New York Times online or amuse your baby with video fish, the iPad is indispensable. But you might have a care for the rest of us! For we who have mastered the fine art of analog facial expression find ourselves going the way of chivalry and scrimshaw.

Allen Iverson’s Next Stop

ALEX PREWITT: The days of stardom for Allen Iverson seem like little else but a distant memory. Gone are the fadeaway jumpers and swift crossovers, in place are more doubters than ever before. Failure has replaced success for the greatest player under 6-feet in NBA history. The 30-points-per-game seasons are a thing of the past, bumped off Iverson’s legacy in favor of his detrimental four-game stint with Memphis and his stock market-like crash into oblivion.

HOWARD MEGDAL: I believe the grand final move that could rehabilitate the unjustly-maligned career of Allen Iverson could be a move to the New York Knicks. This is predicated on New York also acquiring Carmelo Anthony, of course.

But a team with Anthony/Iverson/Stoudemire would be awfully entertaining to watch. And it could be what Allen Iverson is remembered for.

Will Noem’s Driving Record Matter?

JEREMY FUGLEBERG: Kristi Noem has a lead foot and doesn’t show up in court. Those are the facts, unearthed by a South Dakota television station examining the traffic records of this year’s crop of candidates for public office.

The Republican candidate for South Dakota’s lone seat in the U.S. House has racked up 20 speeding tickets, six failures to appear in court and two arrest warrants, as well as three stop sign violations and no driver’s license.

Who cares, right? Everyone speeds, it’s no big deal.

Yet it’s a particularly big deal in South Dakota, where Noem is fighting Democrat Stephanie Herseth Sandlin for a seat vacated by “Wild Bill” Janklow, a Republican and South Dakotan political titan notorious for fast and furious driving.

HOWARD MEGDAL: Yes, I know Wild Bill Janklow lost the very House seat now in question over driving, and Kristi Noem, running for that seat, has 20 speeding tickets on her record since 1989.

It’s not going to matter one bit. We aren’t living in times prosperous enough for it to matter.

Obama Oval Office Speech Reaction

HOWARD MEGDAL: In a speech with much discussion of the war in Iraq and the economy, it is three paragraphs about Afghanistan that I think provides the real news of the night.

JEREMY FUGLEBERG: A promise kept, Pres. Obama said in his speech to the nation about the Iraq war.

Strasburg’s All Star Snub in Retrospect

HOWARD MEGDAL: At the time of the All Star Game, I argued that Stephen Strasburg should have been included in the festivities. With the news that Strasburg is likely to have Tommy John Surgery, ending his season and throwing his future into question, I am surer than ever that he should have been a part of the 2010 NL team.

ZOË RICE: I would not have thought Stephen Strasburg and I had anything in common. But writing about him now, as I sit weakly on my couch, I realize we possibly do. This piece I’m writing was supposed to be the Perpetual Post op-ed essay to end all op-ed essays. I was going to rock your brain. Without doubt this was going to be an All-Star article, and even before it was written everyone was talking about it. They were writing articles about my unwritten article.

But then I went to the gym, and I worked out hard. Harder than I thought I would. And now I’m drained. I can barely type. My amazing, super-hyped TPP Strasburg piece is over before it barely had a chance to get going. See Stephen? I feel you.