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In Briefs: French Knighthood

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: They knighted Salma Hayek. You know, like how you do.


AKIE BERMISS: It has always been my secret desire to get a knight hood from some ancient white-country. And put something like “sir” on my checks or my debit card. would be fun. Of course, Salma Hayek HAS done great things for France. She totally deserves this award. But seriously, how does the title of Chevalier not become an utter joke now? Continue reading

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