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Babies vs. Virtual Babies

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: A shocking recent news story about a South Korean couple whose 3 month old baby starved to death while they obsessively played online computer games has brought a glaringly obvious and long-ignored truth to the forefront: Babies are boring.

DAN SZYMBORSKI: “I believe the children are our future, Teach them well and let them lead the way.”

Thus spake Whitney Houston.

Children are the future, unless we as a society band together and stop them. The best place to get to them is when they’re the youngest. Babies. Continue reading

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