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Sexiest Man Alive

JILLIAN LOVEJOY LOWERY: There are a fair number of things wrong about People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” award – mainly that the award is incredibly poorly named. If the recipient were truly this sexiest man alive, would the honor rotate every year? I think not. I think that person should retain the title until he became unsexy and therefore demoted, or until he dies.

LILIT MARCUS: Let’s just be honest here. Sexiest Man Alive is a euphemism for Person With the Most Hardworking Publicist. I mean, do you think that ridiculously good-looking bartender or buff firefighter will be chosen, even though they’re way hotter than inaugural winner Mel “Sugartits” Gibson ever was in his prime? No. And do you know why? Because they can’t afford publicists.
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Annotated SNL in Review: Alec Baldwin / The Jonas Brothers

STEVE MURPHY: I really enjoyed last week’s episode, let’s see if Alec Baldwin can keep the funny ball in the air!  (spoiler alert:  No, no he can’t.)

HOWARD MEGDAL: While I feel Alec Baldwin is a bit overrated, I certainly…

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3-D=Disappointing/Daaamn!

Dullards, dimwits, and dementia: Why 3-D isn’t cool yet

TED BERG:
That droplet of blood you see hurdling freely from the screen is not an apt metaphor for the technology that produced it. The plasma and platelets progressed from deep…

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