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Sexiest Man Alive

JILLIAN LOVEJOY LOWERY: There are a fair number of things wrong about People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” award – mainly that the award is incredibly poorly named. If the recipient were truly this sexiest man alive, would the honor rotate every year? I think not. I think that person should retain the title until he became unsexy and therefore demoted, or until he dies.

LILIT MARCUS: Let’s just be honest here. Sexiest Man Alive is a euphemism for Person With the Most Hardworking Publicist. I mean, do you think that ridiculously good-looking bartender or buff firefighter will be chosen, even though they’re way hotter than inaugural winner Mel “Sugartits” Gibson ever was in his prime? No. And do you know why? Because they can’t afford publicists.
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Doogie Howser Legacy Smackdown: Neil Patrick Harris vs. Max Casella

HOWARD MEGDAL: Who knew that the teenager climbing through Doogie Howser, M.D.’s window would awkwardly jump down into America’s hearts? No actor has been in more important places in American acting over the past  15 years than Max Casella, who,…

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