Tag Archives: Jesus

In Briefs: Congressional Schedule Disrespecting Christmas?


I would like to argue that by extending holiday shopping all the way back to the day after Halloween, Christmas is actually disrespecting the work schedule of the U.S. Senate.

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: WHEN are Christians FINALLY going to get a break?!! Jeez! Continue reading

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Atheist Pet Care and Rapture-Readiness

JILLIAN LOVEJOY LOWERY: I’m sorry, there’s no way Jesus will refuse to rapture my African Grey Parrot.

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: Apparently, none of the sinners who will remain on earth awaiting judgment after the Rapture actually want my business. And if they do, they’d better hurry. PayPal doesn’t work from Heaven. Continue reading

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Obama’s Speech: I Believe in Non-Believers/God Isn’t Going Anywhere

Barack Obama’s use of the word “non-believers” in his speech was progress.

JEFF MORROW: Thank God for Obama’s inclusion of “non-believers” in his list of Americans.

Like many others, I spent last Tuesday surviving the cold, the inaccessibility of bathrooms,…

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