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Modern Family: Season 4, Episode 14 – “A Slight at the Opera”

KIP MOONEY: It’s episodes like this that remind me that Modern Family is sometimes a show divided against itself. There’s the sharp, hilarious stories it tells for its best episodes and the aggressively mediocre ones it uses to pad out…

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Modern Family: Virgin Territory

KIP MOONEY: With so many plates juggling this episode, you’d think a few would fall down just like Cam did. But everything was handled so beautifully, I’m still in a little bit of awe.

Do I wish Phil would have…

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The Politics of John Boehner’s Tan

HOWARD MEGDAL: This is not to suggest that John Boehner’s tan should have anything to do with his ability to sell his policies to the American people. But it seems like a strange image for the GOP to put forward as it looks for a visual point man in these 2010 elections.

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: Boehner’s got some nerve. Everyone thinks maybe he doesn’t realize how bizarre he comes across on camera, like the product of an unholy union between a Muppet and a butternut squash. But I’ve come to the conclusion, after some soul-searching/googling, that the man is no fool. In fact, he’s got us right where he wants us. Continue reading

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Tiger Woods’ Caddy

HOWARD MEGDAL: Shame on the media for spending months discussing the effect of Tiger Woods’ many affairs on his wife and children, while completely missing the person most betrayed by his transgressions: his caddy.

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: I feel that when discussing the impact which Tiger Woods’ transgressions have on his caddie, we are missing the bigger picture. Namely, the impact which Tiger Woods’s transgressions have had on that schlub over there eating a chili dog and wearing a Nike hat. Continue reading

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Golf and Marriage

HOWARD MEGDAL: It saddens me to hear Molly so down on marrying great golfers, considering the positively salacious sex lives many of the game’s greatest players still enjoy with their wives.

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: It is with a heavy heart that I acknowledge, finally, that Tiger Woods may in fact have traversed outside the bounds of married fidelity. It seems too terrible to be true; and what it means for the rest of us, I dare not fathom. Continue reading

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