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Modern Family: Week 9 in Review

KIP MOONEY: At least they got the “Express” part right.

Tonight’s episode, titled “Christmas Express,” is far too busy to get nearly anything right. In fact, this is the first holiday episode the show hasn’t nailed. The complaints often lobbed…

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Worst Holiday to Be Single

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: I’ll never forget the year I had an awful break-up right before Arbor Day, of all days. What horrible memories. Everywhere around me on Arbor Day I was forced to listen to couples in love. “Which trees do you like, honey? I like oak trees. Let’s make out, yay Arbor Day!”

DANI ALEXIS RYSKAMP: ‘Tis true that being single on Arbor Day sucks. But it can’t hold a candle (cliche-pun-wordle-thingy intended) to being single on Christmas. Continue reading

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In Briefs: Congressional Schedule Disrespecting Christmas?


I would like to argue that by extending holiday shopping all the way back to the day after Halloween, Christmas is actually disrespecting the work schedule of the U.S. Senate.

MOLLY SCHOEMANN: WHEN are Christians FINALLY going to get a break?!! Jeez! Continue reading

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