CHRIS PUMMER: Anyone else have big plans for the rapture? I’m going to a White Sox game and might swing by for burgers at Kuma’s Corner. Don’t know if the rapture can rain out, but I’m worried the baseball might.
ZOE RICE: It’s Gary Keith and Ron event night! Guest bartenders. If I go out, it’s with Ron Darling pouring me a drink.
DANI ALEXIS RYSKAMP: The boyfriend and I are going to his parents’ house for the weekend. They have a beautiful farm not far from Lake Michigan – exactly where I want to be when I am not swept bodily into heaven by Jesus. (Also, barn kittens!)
MOLLY SCHOEMANN: Huh. Maybe I should stop cleaning up after my dog who has been vomiting everywhere. I mean, why get out the steam-cleaner if I’m only going to be here another couple days?
ZOE RICE: kittens???? pls. share pictures or viral them up on the youtube. You know, theoretically if there’s a next day.
HOWARD MEGDAL: I am DEFINITELY not emptying the dishwasher.
DANI ALEXIS RYSKAMP: Oh, there will be pictures. Though there may not be any kittens after the Rapture. After all, if there are no kittens in heaven, then it’s not really heaven.
MOLLY SCHOEMANN: You mean, there may not be any GOOD kittens left after the rapture.
DANI ALEXIS RYSKAMP: Oh, of course. All the black kittens will still be here, as mentioned in the Gospel of Alice and the Looking-Glass. (“One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it: — it was the black kitten’s fault entirely.”)